In an hour, I shall be classily sipping shots of Smirnoff laced with Tropicana and waiting for The Effect.
I'm going to peer down smugly at future I-Bankers with the sly knowledge and confidence that I'm going to be one myself.
Once The Effect takes over, I shall proceed to socialise, network and make friends with people I never even knew existed.
In the process, many of my female batchmates shall receive strong pheromones that tell them: I'm ready.
I shall also let loose and flit with gay abandon, like the social butterfly that I am,and make the most of a weekend that my busy lifestyle affords me stingily.
And I shall dance happily ever after. Well, till 5 AM, at least.
Aw Pshaw.
American Psycho Redux, anyone?
I think I'll restrict myself to a neat shot and go back to playing good music on the college radio station.
DJing has never been so pleasurable.
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Pi.
Man, I've got to learn to bullshit-filter my mouth.
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You are the bullgod, as Kid Rock would have deftly put it.
Nice to have you LJ avatar back.